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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Untitled</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @melaniejoykaufman)</generator><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9zodxH6Ws1r4rpomo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/31062830449</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/31062830449</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Sep 2012 12:56:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>How I feel every time people tell a joke I hated.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m92hk3xskk1qg3y1qo9_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;How I feel every time people tell a joke I hated.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/29843278361</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/29843278361</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2012 15:35:04 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thisistheverge:

Soviet Luna 24 probe found water on the Moon in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4u9p6fc8V1r3kmkso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisistheverge.tumblr.com/post/24063707218/soviet-luna-24-probe-found-water-on-the-moon-in"&gt;thisistheverge&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.theverge.com/2012/5/30/3052235/soviet-luna-24-probe-water-moon"&gt;Soviet Luna 24 probe found water on the Moon in 1976, researcher says&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Was Moon water actually found two decades before the Clementine probe?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/24074038878</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/24074038878</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2012 14:50:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
may the fourth be with youu.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3hxvbxBNC1ruy05zo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;may the fourth be with youu.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/22402613515</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/22402613515</guid><pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 17:43:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sesamestreet:

Paging Dr. Grover… Paging Dr. Grover…

I feel...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3axldxdKD1qd4fqho1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sesamestreet.tumblr.com/post/22128769137/paging-dr-grover-paging-dr-grover"&gt;sesamestreet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Paging Dr. Grover… Paging Dr. Grover…&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I feel good, didn’t know I would.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/22149668279</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/22149668279</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:37:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Some people always get it.</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/aA-tOsM6F4Y?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Some people always get it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/22086031142</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/22086031142</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 19:44:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Beware of young girls who come to the door wistful and pale, of twenty and four. Delivering daisies...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Beware of young girls w&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;ho come to the door w&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;istful and pale, o&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;f twenty and four. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Delivering daisies with delicate hands&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;Beware of young girls&lt;br/&gt;Too often they crave to cry&lt;br/&gt;At a wedding and dance on a grave.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21356289465</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21356289465</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 21:14:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mind lately.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pbcoLFwx1r4rpomo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pbcoLFwx1r4rpomo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pbcoLFwx1r4rpomo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pbcoLFwx1r4rpomo5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pbcoLFwx1r4rpomo6_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mind lately.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21354147738</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21354147738</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2012 20:43:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>motherjones:

Remember the BP oil spill? The Corexit that BP...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n6zaQwDu1qat9xfo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://motherjones.tumblr.com/post/21284515514/remember-the-bp-oil-spill-the-corexit-that-bp" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;motherjones&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://motherjones.com/environment/2010/09/bp-ocean-cover-up"&gt;Remember the BP oil spill&lt;/a&gt;? The Corexit that BP used to “disperse” the oil can make it tougher for microbes to digest the oil. &lt;a href="http://motherjones.com/blue-marble/2012/04/microbes-arent-eating-oil-gulf-beaches-thanks-corexit-dispersant"&gt;And, added bonus, it can get sucked up by human skin&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21296680408</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21296680408</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:30:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>newsweek:

U.S. Congresswoman Jackie Speier tells us why...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n6zkHaXF1qzs5cqo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newsweek.tumblr.com/post/21285163648/u-s-congresswoman-jackie-speier-tells-us-why" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;newsweek&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;U.S. Congresswoman Jackie Speier tells us why Republicans think women should be ‘&lt;a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/04/17/congresswoman-jackie-speier-addresses-the-war-on-women-s-pay.html"&gt;barefoot and pregnant&lt;/a&gt;.’&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21296492897</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21296492897</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 20:27:22 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>they can be so good.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfyz1gJMP1qentyvo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfyz1gJMP1qentyvo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfyz1gJMP1qentyvo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfyz1gJMP1qentyvo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;they can be so good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21111446766</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/21111446766</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Apr 2012 19:18:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Unbelievable.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljjd8hxs3v1qzft56o1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Unbelievable.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/20047879869</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/20047879869</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 23:43:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Why extremists always focus on women remains a mystery to me. But they all seem to. It doesn’t..."</title><description>“Why extremists always focus on women remains a mystery to me. But they all seem to. It doesn’t matter what country they’re in or what religion they claim. They all want to control women. They want to control how we dress. They want to control how we act. They even want to control the decisions we make about our own health and our own bodies. Yes, it is hard to believe but even here at home we have to stand up for women’s rights and we have to reject efforts to marginalize any one of us, because America has to set an example for the entire world.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2012/03/16/women-in-the-world-summit-most-memorable-quotes.html"&gt;Hillary Clinton&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://apsies.tumblr.com/"&gt;apsies&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Let us be the people we are.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19510430516</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19510430516</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 09:43:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hava Hara</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzanlgj0Jz1r46fnpo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hava Hara&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19510314987</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19510314987</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 09:39:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>
Salvador Dalí, 1953

A man, a mind.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0cmsiSdfk1qf1p10o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Salvador Dalí, 1953&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A man, a mind.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19510260711</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19510260711</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2012 09:37:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Beat it.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&amp;#8220;Dear Sir:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class="quote"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like words. I like fat buttery words, such as ooze, turpitude, glutinous, toady. I like solemn, angular, creaky words, such as straitlaced, cantankerous, pecunious, valedictory. I like spurious, black-is-white words, such as mortician, liquidate, tonsorial, demi-monde. I like suave “V” words, such as Svengali, svelte, bravura, verve. I like crunchy, brittle, crackly words, such as splinter, grapple, jostle, crusty. I like sullen, crabbed, scowling words, such as skulk, glower, scabby, churl. I like Oh-Heavens, my-gracious, land’s-sake words, such as tricksy, tucker, genteel, horrid. I like elegant, flowery words, such as estivate, peregrinate, elysium, halcyon. I like wormy, squirmy, mealy words, such as crawl, blubber, squeal, drip. I like sniggly, chuckling words, such as cowlick, gurgle, bubble and burp.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like the word screenwriter better than copywriter, so I decided to quit my job in a New York advertising agency and try my luck in Hollywood, but before taking the plunge I went to Europe for a year of study, contemplation and horsing around.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I have just returned and I still like words.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;May I have a few with you?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Robert Pirosh&lt;br/&gt;385 Madison Avenue&lt;br/&gt;Room 610&lt;br/&gt;New York&lt;br/&gt;Eldorado 5-6024&lt;/p&gt;
&amp;#8220;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;—&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My new favorite job application letter, from 1934. He ended up winning an Oscar for screenwriting!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(&lt;em&gt;via &lt;a href="http://www.lettersofnote.com/2012/03/i-like-words.html"&gt;Letters of Note&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19396868420</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19396868420</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 10:19:45 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Decadence </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0sz3qVZ2C1qzsksbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Decadence &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19396748844</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19396748844</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Mar 2012 10:14:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Poor sharks, they so sad.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no7_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no6_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no2_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no3_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no4_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no5_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ogvcId3l1qzcv7no8_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Poor sharks, they so sad.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19214676878</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19214676878</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:03:03 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>cha, cha, cha, changes.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://gigaom.com/2012/03/11/10-ways-big-data-is-changing-everything/"&gt;cha, cha, cha, changes.&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19180844127</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19180844127</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 11:22:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0mr7k4Wen1qz9m4qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19180451564</link><guid>http://melaniejoykaufman.tumblr.com/post/19180451564</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 11:07:42 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
